Made Me Laugh - Police Interaction

Sooooooo, bit of hassle at the place i do some volunteering and the police were required for an ongoing case, so to cut a long story short the police had to get me to sign a statement and they wanted to get it straight in to the cps they needed a signature so at 23:00 my phone rang and the coppa said hi Colin im outside didn’t want to knock and make noise to which i happily jumped out of bed got dressed and let the officer in, then as soon as i seen his uniform i realised how baked i was and the flat stunk of weed there was a thick haze in the air, and he walked in and laughed, smells nice that, to which i quickly said im a legal uk patient, to which he replied yeah no worries mate thats not on our radar, so do you get it from the nhs or one of those private clinics, we had. 10 minute chat about the process and if it helps and he left, 30 seconds later turning round and saying oh shit I need a signature

 

[GrownHealth]

Sooooooo, bit of hassle at the place i do some volunteering and the police were required for an ongoing case, so to cut a long story short the police had to get me to sign a statement and they wanted to get it straight in to the cps they needed a signature so at 23:00 my phone rang and the coppa said hi Colin im outside didn’t want to knock and make noise to which i happily jumped out of bed got dressed and let the officer in, then as soon as i seen his uniform i realised how baked i was and the flat stunk of weed there was a thick haze in the air, and he walked in and laughed, smells nice that, to which i quickly said im a legal uk patient, to which he replied yeah no worries mate thats not on our radar, so do you get it from the nhs or one of those private clinics, we had. 10 minute chat about the process and if it helps and he left, 30 seconds later turning round and saying oh shit I need a signature

, seems awareness is rising, but I can also imagine the officer was chilled for the rest of his friday night shift. Should of put him on here for 20 minutes, show him how sensible us medical patients are.

 

[BudWarrior]

PTSD rates in the service suggest them to be prime candidates for MC

Saying that on UK police community social media often gets you blocked though, even when helping their desperate colleagues... Nice!

 

[Tommo]

PTSD rates in the service suggest them to be prime candidates for MC

Saying that on UK police community social media often gets you blocked though, even when helping their desperate colleagues... Nice!

There will be plenty of potheads in blue

 

[BudWarrior]

Post in thread 'The Humour Thread'

14th Oct, 2024

Mini Batman went to visit his d... mate.



Bam or no Bam

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[BudWarrior]

Updated with others in the humour thread!

 

[Muiredach]

There will be plenty of potheads in blue

...there's even doctors who are prescribed MC by other doctors

 

[BudWarrior]

Was talking to a surgeon friend a few months back, but it's Russian roulette for them. Disability can be difficult to manage enough without discrimination as an employee, even regardless of health and safety considerations. Add THC into the blade-wielding surgical mix and occupational health assessors might not listen/comprehend the timelines for THC absorption.



Try suggesting evidence for many driving better with THC and their eyes would gloss over (not forgetting that impairment is individual).

UK Thread 'Recent CPS case dropped against medical patient dropped'

19th Sep, 2024

Not rocket science. But nice to see proactive logic in action.

#testtag

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