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Flower Green Karat CL T29 Crystal Lobster

New video from Eazypax420 reviewing Green Karat CL T26 Crystal Lobster:



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I agree, simply not enough flavour for 900 British hard earnt pennies. None of 'em so far are. this brand for me is meh now... Why we weally wegally wobbed it ain't white, what's with da wicked wandom wuthlessness, I ask what, why and how and when?

Big up Wandy, Wichard, Woger, Way and Womeo
 
1.2g pure back-strapped joint with 9mm glass tip and several low temp/heat bowls with a Tempest 2 via a ChuggaChug 2.0.

Weird one for me, I joined Medical just as all the Vasco Blue Lobster was finished. So I have nothing to reference this to. It’s other cross - White Churros, not one I’ve had before on BM or Medical.

Smell: 8.5/10

Fruity, floral. I’m getting personally some Pepper and Musk to it at the end of the nose. It’s nice.

Taste: 3/10

Non existent really. Non of the nice smell translates into any flavour for me. I’m not left with any lingering taste of anything after. Where’d all that smell go?

The above is verbatim from my Bip City review. What’s happening?! Am I doing something wrong? I never usually vape at these low temps to flavour chase and roll such big joints pure to try and taste something. LM and Pavé’s flavours/terpenes slap you in the face and mouth!!!! 😔

Effects: 8/10

Unlike the Bip City for me - this one is a hard hitter. It’s still a Hybrid but strong and more Indica leaning. There is still a noticeable head high. Euphoria, anti anxiety properties. Feels like it’s claimed percentage. Evening use.

Overall:

I don’t like the grow here. Twiggy/stalky and foxtaily. It’s dry but not dense. It’s super frosty which is nice and once grinded the purples really pop. Unfortunately the lack of any stand out taste for me dampens the overall experience which is a shame because the effects are nice.

Again being critical due to the £90/10g price tag and the cultivators.

Overall: 7/10

Removed from my “favourites”. Don’t see myself ordering again. Please someone else let me know what they think. Losing my marbles here thinking I’m doing something wrong. 🤦‍♂️

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This was a huge mistake. The entire range is poor-quality, over-hyped, and lacks any flavor translation—just generic floral notes masked by marketing jargon. Even consuming the whole 10g wouldn't improve the experience. Green Karat can jog on; they’ve made a quick profit but lost a loyal customer for good.

Green Karat: 🟥 S.O.H™ Red Card issued.

Green Karat—now we know exactly why they call themselves that. It’s all about the "karat"—the shiny, overpriced gold plating on the surface—while the actual product is just costume jewelry. They’ve clearly spent more on their branding consultant’s retainer than they have on a half-decent cure.

It’s honestly impressive how they managed to turn something that looks like top-shelf medicine into such a hollow, flavorless experience. I guess when you lack substance, you just crank up the marketing jargon and hope nobody notices the lack of quality. Enjoy that one-time profit while it lasts, Green Karat—you’ve officially earned the S.O.H™ Red Card 🟥.

Consider the marketing budget well spent on alienating a patient who actually knows the difference.
 
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. It’s all about the "karat"—the shiny, overpriced gold plating on the surface—while the actual product is just costume jewelry. They’ve clearly spent more on their branding consultant’s retainer than they have on a half-decent cure.
Haha I liked this bit of prose.
Good writing. Seems like the Pave S1 made a name that is being traded on. Strange how the Pave is cheaper than these £9 efforts.
I see some people trying to defend them saying "give it time in a jar"
I think the verdict has been delivered for me
 
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