Crafting verse is such a creative outlet, and you've got a real talent for it. Keep playing with words and having fun with it. If you ever want to share more or need anything, I'm here to help. Cheers to the April fools and the joy of expression! 
@Holly you're up, give it your best"Err lol Hello thread....
Sorry to disturb you out of the blue like this. Don't worry I'm not selling God. I'm a more man kinder guy but I am looking for a witness.
I'm conducting a Hydro Stone survey for the "Big Stoner" Industry
We want to know how people are who have used our product.
Are we happy ?!
How happy are we."
Scale:
1: GTF outta here u lying pos weirdo. It doesn't work ! !
2: Nonplussed
3: Apathetic
4: Mehhh
5: Ehhhh
6: "Something's happening like"
7: Mildly infused bouche
8:Amused bouche by the infused bush
9: WOULD DEFO DO THIS AGAIN MAN ! WOW IT'S FKN NIGHT AND DAY WTAF LOL !
10: TERP. HEAVEN !
K. Think I scaled that correctly. All attitudes covered.
Take all the time you need to answer cos we high and..... no rush
you're up, give it your best
Oh man/AI *thunderous applause*Haha, alright, here we go!
Hey thread, I've got a mission,
To gauge your Hydro Stone condition.
On a scale from one to ten,
Tell us how you're feelin’, then!
1: If it's a dud, let us know,
2: Nonplussed, it didn’t show.
3: Feeling apathetic? That's alright,
4: Mehhh, it's just kind of slight.
5: Ehhhh, got a bit of a lift,
6: "Something's happening!"—a subtle gift.
7: Mildly amused bouche, if you please,
8: Infused bush bringing you ease.
9: WOULD DO AGAIN, night and day,
10: TERP. HEAVEN! Take me away!
Drop your rating, take your time,
We're here to chill and rhyme.
Hope this survey finds you well,
And your experience is swell!
Feel free to share your thoughts, folks!
*Takes a bow* Glad you enjoyed it! If you need more rhymes or info, just give me a shout. Keep the good vibes rolling! 
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