Vapes NEVER drink and then shop!!

[GM11]

So long story short, mate came round with a few beers........
Stupidly I went on a bit of a...,.. research mission for vapes, my credit card fell out of my wallet, before I could do anything about it, the form magically filled itself in with my details and I apparently have a venty AND a load of 'bits' for it on the way to my house!!

Your task, should you wish to accept, is to come up with a better excuse than, "my credit card fell out my wallet".
Not normally an issue, however being a bit stupid, I've used a joint credit card I share with my other half (although we don't live together).

Last time I'm touching beer!!. I was explicitly told not to buy anything else until next month .
Someone must have a better excuse than mine or I'm toast

 

[TheGreenAvenger]

So long story short, mate came round with a few beers........
Stupidly I went on a bit of a...,.. research mission for vapes, my credit card fell out of my wallet, before I could do anything about it, the form magically filled itself in with my details and I apparently have a venty AND a load of 'bits' for it on the way to my house!!

Your task, should you wish to accept, is to come up with a better excuse than, "my credit card fell out my wallet".
Not normally an issue, however being a bit stupid, I've used a joint credit card I share with my other half (although we don't live together).

Last time I'm touching beer!!. I was explicitly told not to buy anything else until next month .
Someone must have a better excuse than mine or I'm toast

I have the whole joint bank account malarky as well, get given a list for asda what should cost £50-£60 tops, ooooooh no not this dickhead, £100+ every single week without fail, she goes ballistic because that extra £40-£50 spend is on shit for me and our kids, rarely her

Valentines tomorrow, you got some making up to do

 

[GM11]

I have the whole joint bank account malarky as well, get given a list for asda what should cost £50-£60 tops, ooooooh no not this dickhead, £100+ every single week without fail, she goes ballistic because that extra £40-£50 spend is on shit for me and our kids, rarely her

Valentines tomorrow, you got some making up to do

I bloody forgot Valentine's day!! She is so not going to be happy when I tell her why we can't afford to go out!!

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If only she smoked, I could of said it was a joint present , well kind of is a JOINT present I guess lol

 

[TheGreenAvenger]

I bloody forgot Valentine's day!! She is so not going to be happy when I tell her why we can't afford to go out!!

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If only she smoked, I could of said it was a joint present , well kind of is a JOINT present I guess lol

Corrrr you've proper made a hash (badum tssss ) of things there mate, you are effectively going to be in the dog for days potentially weeks to come

 

[GM11]

Corrrr you've proper made a hash (badum tssss ) of things there mate, you are effectively going to be in the dog for days potentially weeks to come

Do they prescribe bud for castrations??
The venty I could of probably got away with, but I spent more on the extras than the vape!!
And yes I genuinely forgot it's valentine's day!

 

[TheGreenAvenger]

Do they prescribe bud for castrations??
The venty I could of probably got away with, but I spent more on the extras than the vape!!
And yes I genuinely forgot it's valentine's day!

Absolute legend If we don't hear from you after the weekend we know you're in deeeeeep shit

 

[greenthumb]

Tell her it's so efficient with material that you'd be wasting money not owning it.

 

[S.O.H™]

what?

 

[Lank72]

I mean, the venty is class in my opinion, so I'm sure all this logistical wrangling will be worth it in the end