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👻 The Paranormal Thread

I seen 14 of them in a row stretching thousands of miles through the sky before, exact same distance between them as if it was some sort of show... Idk if it was the elon thing I seen though but whatever it was it remains in my mind to this day
Sounds very much like Starlink that. As for your other observations, I'd be making stuff up even more without a bunch of data, e.g. direction, altitude, time and on and on. Stick that iPhone on a tripod and hit record :cool:
 
Sounds very much like Starlink that. As for your other observations, I'd be making stuff up even more without a bunch of data, e.g. direction, altitude, time and on and on. Stick that iPhone on a tripod and hit record :cool:
Thats what I was thinking to be honest after I seen starlink shortly after it on YT, this was beginning of covid early 2020
 
and the weirdest thing is you can see them every night without fail (providing its clear enough)
I don't doubt this at all. How close to Prestwick are you? Search and Rescue helicopters, at night from a distance can be quite unnerving to observe. SAR base at Prestwick and they will do quite a few hours at night for training, preferably over land as well. If you are looking towards the sea, there has been an uptick of "nation state" both domestic and foreign of large drone flights over the sea. Low altitude objects like helicopters are really difficult to judge speed, altitude at night especially if you are not used to scale. As Douglas Adams (the authority on all things UAP) famously said, "Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is". It's all about scale my friend. Can't wait to see your results.
 
🌿 Official (Unofficial) Medical Cannabis UAP Support Group Field Observation Kit

Issued under special authorisation by:

The Department for Anomalous Relaxation & Cosmic Documentation (D.A.R.C.D.)

Form reference: MC/UAP-420-B-NIGHT-OPS

Distribution class: Highly Observant


ItemDescriptionNotes
Prescription Viewing Device (Home Office Approved)A pair of binoculars disguised as a “vape compliance verification tool”.Warning: excessive magnification may cause existential crises.
Medicinal Inhalation ApparatusClearly labelled “Medical Use Only” standard 510 thread, engraved with “Property of the NHS and/or Sirius.”Must be operated only under clear skies and plausible deniability.
Official Patient ID CardLaminated proof that you’re legally medicated and cosmically curious.Optional hologram of a flying saucer for enhanced credibility.
Observation Logbook (Form UAP-MC-23)Handwritten field notes, sketches, and snack stains encouraged.Page 13 reserved for “Unexpected Entities and Feelings of Oneness.”
Sample Container (Do Not Test)Amber medicine bottle labelled “Specimen: Celestial Residue.”Contents may vary between “rolling papers” and “galactic dust.”
Snack Rations (Controlled Substance – Tier 2)Cheese Doritos or galaxy minstrels, depending on mood phase.To be consumed responsibly and quietly during police encounters.
Laser Pointer (Constellation Alignment Tool)Not to be used for diplomacy or wildlife negotiationsColour-coded: Green for “star,” Red for “definitely not star.”
Emergency Disclosure Card“Officer, I am medically cleared for interstellar observation.”Reverse side reads: “We are merely looking up, not lighting up.”
Thermal Comfort BlanketDual-use foil: warmth and stealth communication with other believers.Can double as landing pad for small craft under 5 kg.

🧭 Operating Instructions

1. Find a suitably remote area, ideally free from streetlights, judgmental neighbours, and ironic police patrols.
2. Administer prescribed medicine, as directed by your celestial consultant.
3. Gaze upward, until either the universe blinks back or snacks run out.
4. Record all sightings in the logbook. Drawings must be at least “convincing after two puffs.”
5. If approached by authorities, recite the official phrase:

“We are engaged in lawful medical observation of unidentified aerial phenomena under self-care protocol 420-Alpha.”

6. Upon sighting confirmation, issue yourself the Confirmed Sighting Badge (see earlier post)

📜 Legal Disclaimer

> This field kit is for peaceful, recreational, and medicinal use only.

> Any resemblance to official government equipment is purely coincidental and most likely a symptom of the strain.

> The Department for Anomalous Relaxation accepts no responsibility for encounters with law enforcement, extraterrestrials, or feelings of cosmic interconnectedness.
 
🌿 Official (Unofficial) Medical Cannabis UAP Support Group Field Observation Kit

Issued under special authorisation by:

The Department for Anomalous Relaxation & Cosmic Documentation (D.A.R.C.D.)

Form reference: MC/UAP-420-B-NIGHT-OPS

Distribution class: Highly Observant


ItemDescriptionNotes
Prescription Viewing Device (Home Office Approved)A pair of binoculars disguised as a “vape compliance verification tool”.Warning: excessive magnification may cause existential crises.
Medicinal Inhalation ApparatusClearly labelled “Medical Use Only” standard 510 thread, engraved with “Property of the NHS and/or Sirius.”Must be operated only under clear skies and plausible deniability.
Official Patient ID CardLaminated proof that you’re legally medicated and cosmically curious.Optional hologram of a flying saucer for enhanced credibility.
Observation Logbook (Form UAP-MC-23)Handwritten field notes, sketches, and snack stains encouraged.Page 13 reserved for “Unexpected Entities and Feelings of Oneness.”
Sample Container (Do Not Test)Amber medicine bottle labelled “Specimen: Celestial Residue.”Contents may vary between “rolling papers” and “galactic dust.”
Snack Rations (Controlled Substance – Tier 2)Cheese Doritos or galaxy minstrels, depending on mood phase.To be consumed responsibly and quietly during police encounters.
Laser Pointer (Constellation Alignment Tool)Not to be used for diplomacy or wildlife negotiationsColour-coded: Green for “star,” Red for “definitely not star.”
Emergency Disclosure Card“Officer, I am medically cleared for interstellar observation.”Reverse side reads: “We are merely looking up, not lighting up.”
Thermal Comfort BlanketDual-use foil: warmth and stealth communication with other believers.Can double as landing pad for small craft under 5 kg.

🧭 Operating Instructions

1. Find a suitably remote area, ideally free from streetlights, judgmental neighbours, and ironic police patrols.
2. Administer prescribed medicine, as directed by your celestial consultant.
3. Gaze upward, until either the universe blinks back or snacks run out.
4. Record all sightings in the logbook. Drawings must be at least “convincing after two puffs.”
5. If approached by authorities, recite the official phrase:

“We are engaged in lawful medical observation of unidentified aerial phenomena under self-care protocol 420-Alpha.”

6. Upon sighting confirmation, issue yourself the Confirmed Sighting Badge (see earlier post)

📜 Legal Disclaimer

> This field kit is for peaceful, recreational, and medicinal use only.

> Any resemblance to official government equipment is purely coincidental and most likely a symptom of the strain.

> The Department for Anomalous Relaxation accepts no responsibility for encounters with law enforcement, extraterrestrials, or feelings of cosmic interconnectedness.
Too funny 😂 perfect 🔥💯
 
Up the Tank Me Doon R
🌿 Official (Unofficial) Medical Cannabis UAP Support Group Field Observation Kit

Issued under special authorisation by:

The Department for Anomalous Relaxation & Cosmic Documentation (D.A.R.C.D.)

Form reference: MC/UAP-420-B-NIGHT-OPS

Distribution class: Highly Observant


ItemDescriptionNotes
Prescription Viewing Device (Home Office Approved)A pair of binoculars disguised as a “vape compliance verification tool”.Warning: excessive magnification may cause existential crises.
Medicinal Inhalation ApparatusClearly labelled “Medical Use Only” standard 510 thread, engraved with “Property of the NHS and/or Sirius.”Must be operated only under clear skies and plausible deniability.
Official Patient ID CardLaminated proof that you’re legally medicated and cosmically curious.Optional hologram of a flying saucer for enhanced credibility.
Observation Logbook (Form UAP-MC-23)Handwritten field notes, sketches, and snack stains encouraged.Page 13 reserved for “Unexpected Entities and Feelings of Oneness.”
Sample Container (Do Not Test)Amber medicine bottle labelled “Specimen: Celestial Residue.”Contents may vary between “rolling papers” and “galactic dust.”
Snack Rations (Controlled Substance – Tier 2)Cheese Doritos or galaxy minstrels, depending on mood phase.To be consumed responsibly and quietly during police encounters.
Laser Pointer (Constellation Alignment Tool)Not to be used for diplomacy or wildlife negotiationsColour-coded: Green for “star,” Red for “definitely not star.”
Emergency Disclosure Card“Officer, I am medically cleared for interstellar observation.”Reverse side reads: “We are merely looking up, not lighting up.”
Thermal Comfort BlanketDual-use foil: warmth and stealth communication with other believers.Can double as landing pad for small craft under 5 kg.

🧭 Operating Instructions

1. Find a suitably remote area, ideally free from streetlights, judgmental neighbours, and ironic police patrols.
2. Administer prescribed medicine, as directed by your celestial consultant.
3. Gaze upward, until either the universe blinks back or snacks run out.
4. Record all sightings in the logbook. Drawings must be at least “convincing after two puffs.”
5. If approached by authorities, recite the official phrase:

“We are engaged in lawful medical observation of unidentified aerial phenomena under self-care protocol 420-Alpha.”

6. Upon sighting confirmation, issue yourself the Confirmed Sighting Badge (see earlier post)

📜 Legal Disclaimer

> This field kit is for peaceful, recreational, and medicinal use only.

> Any resemblance to official government equipment is purely coincidental and most likely a symptom of the strain.

> The Department for Anomalous Relaxation accepts no responsibility for encounters with law enforcement, extraterrestrials, or feelings of cosmic interconnectedness.
Awe brilliant 💯💚🛸
 
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