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Mr. Stockman (The Complete Dispensary Mix)​

(Chorus 1) Mr. Stockman, bring me some green Dum dum dum dum Make it the stickiest that I've ever seen Dum dum dum dum Give it some trichomes, heavy and coated With THC and CBD fully loaded!

(Verse 1) Stockman, my jars are all bare I need some medicine, handled with care Please check the back for the best on the scene Mr. Stockman, bring me some green!

(Chorus 2) Mr. Stockman, bring me a strain Dum dum dum dum Something to melt away all of the pain Dum dum dum dum Give me an Indica, soothing and healing To give me back that comfortable feeling!

(Verse 2) Stockman, I'm feeling so stressed I need those terpenes to help me to rest A little Myrcene is just what I mean Mr. Stockman, bring me some green!

(Chorus 3) Mr. Stockman, show me the top shelf Dum dum dum dum I'm trying to elevate my health Dum dum dum dumI'd like a Hybrid, perfectly cured To keep my appetite fully assured.

(Verse 3) Stockman, my stash is so low I need a gummy that helps me to flow Before my endocannabinoids run lean... Mr. Stockman, bring me some green!

(Chorus 4) Mr. Stockman, hand me a vape Dum dum dum dum Tasting of lemon or maybe sour grape Dum dum dum dumOr bake me a brownie, soft and delicious To grant me all of my medical wishes!

(Verse 4) Stockman, I'm firing the rig I need a dab that is sticky and big The purest live rosin that you've ever seen Mr. Stockman, bring me some green!

(Outro) Mr. Stockman... (Yes?) Bring us, please, please, please... Mr. Stockman, bring me some green! Dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum... (Exhale!)
I dont think you will ever be given enough credit for this ode to the stockman.
It seems our pleas have fallen on deaf ears.
 
So now having found mould a few times since being on Medicann I can conclude it is unfortunately down to the supplier/producer as to how it is dealt with. So in the case of the gas cake it really would be Ostara that should be commended for the speedy resolution, where
in the case of Big Narstie I am at 6 weeks since reporting with high quality photos and am still waiting to hear anything meaningful. I chase up every now and again and am told things are being chased up and escalated, and was even told to expect a reply from management and the end of last week but here we are Tuesday the week following and still nothing. Then again I emailed yesterday to request an update and again no reply.

So of course I have now had to submit a request to replace mouldy medication at my own expense yet again. I had a little complain in the notes this time as I feel like am being ignored and swept under the rug but who knows if anyone even reads them.
which big Narstie bud did you find mould in?
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Just received an email stating they have finally passed the report onto IPS for the Tofino, but also that they are 'actively chasing' Big Narstie for a reply and cannot resolve until they get this. I've had enough. 'Actively chasing' absolutely sent me. Run faster than you've been after them for 7 weeks. Or better yet, refund me and then chase them on your own time. I've emailed the COO in case he has any final thoughts on the matter, before I consider seeking legal advice and reporting it to any regulatory bodies. I don’t know what else I can do at this point.
At this point I guess it's a fair bet to stick to brands you have had good favour with
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Apparently my access to the formulary has been suspended because I have two open mould reports and until these are resolved I cannot request new medication!?!?!?!
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Not like it’s medicine I need or anything????
Rarse mate. Just reading through these old threads. Crazy.
 
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which big Narstie bud did you find mould in?
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At this point I guess it's a fair bet to stick to brands you have had good favour with
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Rarse mate. Just reading through these old threads. Crazy.
Gorilla kush mate. Yes it’s a sorry state of affairs considering it’s medical all supposedly safe lab tested etc then when you find mould they won’t even stand behind their product. Too busy making stupid YouTube videos trying to lure in more customers rather than taking care of their current ones I guess.
 
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allowance? its Medicann
Everyone has one.
You can test yours.
See :
I'm glad you got one!

I think I also know why you couldn't order despite it saying in stock recently. Medicann have now implemented max limits per month.

If you want to see what yours is add as many flowers to your cart as you can and eventually you'll see "max: 1" which will be your max limit. However many G you have in the cart when you are "max: 1". That is your order limit. All credit to @Fiddlesticks on figuring this one out.

You're going to have weeks that are worse than others mate, the important thing is to be kind to yourself when things feel worse than usual.

Everything you're feeling and thinking is completely normal and I want you to know that we're all here to talk and get through things with you.

I always advise people eat cake when they grieve. I know it sounds mental but it's super high calorie and low volume so you can have a tiny bit and get through easier.

There's no rules to food mate. You do whatever you feel like in the moment and that's okay. I had Yorkshire puddings for breakfast the over week.

Listen to yourself, if you can't eat at that moment then don't force it and more importantly try to not to beat yourself up for not eating. It's okay and you're not a child.

I'm hoping as we turn into spring and the weather improves a little things may get a little brighter for you. Maybe even get a few of the regulars to get that garden sorted with you!

We all care for you mate and want to see you happy, however long it takes we are all behind you.
 
Now I’m 100% sure there was no set “limit” until just now. I’m thinking this was a quiet response to much of the criticism they have maybe received from others. I noticed these silent limits, st least for myself and friends who joined are quite generous. I really needed some more meds but was at my limit. I didn’t send an angry email, gaslighting blah blah. Just politely asked if the Dr. Would increase my allowance by 20g. 2 emails and 10 minutes later. All good 👍 I think they are just trying to cover themselves by initially setting generous limits for all so they didn’t have to work with each patient individually and would only need to when requested like I just did. Treat others the way you want to be treated right. Another win for Medicann!
 
Now I’m 100% sure there was no set “limit” until just now. I’m thinking this was a quiet response to much of the criticism they have maybe received from others. I noticed these silent limits, st least for myself and friends who joined are quite generous. I really needed some more meds but was at my limit. I didn’t send an angry email, gaslighting blah blah. Just politely asked if the Dr. Would increase my allowance by 20g. 2 emails and 10 minutes later. All good 👍 I think they are just trying to cover themselves by initially setting generous limits for all so they didn’t have to work with each patient individually and would only need to when requested like I just did. Treat others the way you want to be treated right. Another win for Medicann!
They are due a CQC visit in Q1 this year iirc so that could have something to do with it as well
 

Mr. Stockman (The Complete Dispensary Mix)​

(Chorus 1) Mr. Stockman, bring me some green Dum dum dum dum Make it the stickiest that I've ever seen Dum dum dum dum Give it some trichomes, heavy and coated With THC and CBD fully loaded!

(Verse 1) Stockman, my jars are all bare I need some medicine, handled with care Please check the back for the best on the scene Mr. Stockman, bring me some green!

(Chorus 2) Mr. Stockman, bring me a strain Dum dum dum dum Something to melt away all of the pain Dum dum dum dum Give me an Indica, soothing and healing To give me back that comfortable feeling!

(Verse 2) Stockman, I'm feeling so stressed I need those terpenes to help me to rest A little Myrcene is just what I mean Mr. Stockman, bring me some green!

(Chorus 3) Mr. Stockman, show me the top shelf Dum dum dum dum I'm trying to elevate my health Dum dum dum dumI'd like a Hybrid, perfectly cured To keep my appetite fully assured.

(Verse 3) Stockman, my stash is so low I need a gummy that helps me to flow Before my endocannabinoids run lean... Mr. Stockman, bring me some green!

(Chorus 4) Mr. Stockman, hand me a vape Dum dum dum dum Tasting of lemon or maybe sour grape Dum dum dum dumOr bake me a brownie, soft and delicious To grant me all of my medical wishes!

(Verse 4) Stockman, I'm firing the rig I need a dab that is sticky and big The purest live rosin that you've ever seen Mr. Stockman, bring me some green!

(Outro) Mr. Stockman... (Yes?) Bring us, please, please, please... Mr. Stockman, bring me some green! Dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum... (Exhale!)
Which version rocks?
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Which one rocks?
 

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Still no Vasco BB
It wasn’t all that I was quite disappointed had a taste of what my dad would of called pond weed or home grown not skunk and kinda fake flavour yet know wasn’t yet iv realised been looking at the terpenes and stuff and avoided things like garlic gmo so on when there actually the ones i probably want as prefer the gas imoninia Type ones just the names had confused me and definitely wasnt this hard bm but guess most bm isn’t Sativa leaning but yeah if i could find other phone was tempted to try get some bm so be cheaper but I can’t take the risk now just me and another night iv not slept
But have to try grab something sent everyone watching my stuff on eBay with offers for half on most and so obviously watching as must have as if wanted I gave offers so cheap for that they are and they were watching at twice the price but need to list more got 545 items listed and keep reducing yet not getting much luck as really hoped it would pay or help pay my meds
 
Morning yawning,
Does anyone know off hand if Medicann UK accept Medicann Guernsey patients?
I think it would mean extra paperwork 🫤
Guten morgen
Great question of which I do not know the answer. I even did some research.
Like medicann guernsey existed first to take advantage of a loophole but then there is no legal reason why a UK resident cant use medicann UK even if living on Guernsey.
im gonna say 90% it wouldnt be an issue. Do share your findings!

Which version rocks?
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Which one rocks?
AI songs are funny.


Of course I think my one is the superior. But we can call it a draw.
 
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Usually don't order more than 80g anyhoo
Yeah says I can still have 250g and had 30-40 already this month but unless win the lottery and don’t do it I won’t ever afford 250-300g a month
It’s just crazy
Right guys I missed cut off yesterday I can’t afford it but need it so gonna have to pick a couple I’d like more than 2 types but probably not possible as no ogkb to try or any strong ones cheap enough or with right terpenes
Iv been looking at the 34 peace natural space cake though has no blue terpenes and lot of yellow but some of one bit made me eat with the llc but I need it to knock me out I need to try find something knocks me into next week yet probably not possible but 75 is really pushing it hopefully I’d use less or get something else if don’t think worth it always missed it on sale expect the Asg one grapefruit
Also been looking at the
Fire cookies there’s 2 different minis £55 and £65 but saw £55 review said blue cheese yet highly doubt it but
But trying to go for the gmo gassy ones with ammonia and gas rather than over purfume or almost fake fruit the apple gas was better than first thought and did go quite far as was the most in any bag as was crazy light I was looking at that lime and ogkb but obviously got neither and need to not miss cut off gutted didn’t sell anything on eBay offered people watching stuff for half so don’t know whsts they expect as that’s crazy cheap as just need to get rid of anything of mine I don’t really need and things collected as no next kin or family and could pay my meds hate I wasted money on things but guess being stuck in was a lot I started to collect these stupid American things and were selling ok most going back to USA then trump messes with shit and I’m hardly selling a thing even if basically give them away at cost and even then 40 people sent offers too and zero sales
But any advice ideally the cheaper the best better and more gas then floral plz 🙏🙏💚
 
Usually don't order more than 80g anyhoo
Yeah says I can still have 250g and had 30-40 already this month but unless win the lottery and don’t do it I won’t ever afford 250-300g a month
It’s just crazy
Right guys I missed cut off yesterday I can’t afford it but need it so gonna have to pick a couple I’d like more than 2 types but probably not possible as no ogkb to try or any strong ones cheap enough or with right terpenes
Iv been looking at the 34 peace natural space cake though has no blue terpenes and lot of yellow but some of one bit made me eat with the llc but I need it to knock me out I need to try find something knocks me into next week yet probably not possible
Also been looking at the fire cookies as there’s 2 lots minus one £55 and one £65 I wanted to try grab 2 of the ogkb and then something else but obviously not in stock when I want to try it ever but any help deciding as can’t lift my arms above my head and had ear infection that’s come back twice and no I’m my other ear and feel really really crap iv never had ear infection like this and had them before but this was massive hard lump blocking my ear and used the cream stuff 10 days 3 times and always wash hands so don’t spread anything then realised in my other ear and get so big they split the skin yet don’t burst and won’t as rock hard just re absorb that I’m not sure is very good to push the infection inside my body when got so little immune system as said to dr whsts cream gonna do he said very strong like vasaline but honestly feel so so crap and my d9 vape is not giving me anything properly yet half full so gonna have to try this live resin one maybe that will actually work as not keep and iv got some resins in the fridge yet even the branded like jungle boys I think slightly chemically yet others don’t so once can need to chuck or give them to someone and have to figure way to use Ed’s got as so many yet maybe if I can eat again il be able to deal with them as enough to keep my stoned a while just hate the feeling from them x
 
Yeah says I can still have 250g and had 30-40 already this month but unless win the lottery and don’t do it I won’t ever afford 250-300g a month
It’s just crazy
Right guys I missed cut off yesterday I can’t afford it but need it so gonna have to pick a couple I’d like more than 2 types but probably not possible as no ogkb to try or any strong ones cheap enough or with right terpenes
Iv been looking at the 34 peace natural space cake though has no blue terpenes and lot of yellow but some of one bit made me eat with the llc but I need it to knock me out I need to try find something knocks me into next week yet probably not possible
Also been looking at the fire cookies as there’s 2 lots minus one £55 and one £65 I wanted to try grab 2 of the ogkb and then something else but obviously not in stock when I want to try it ever but any help deciding as can’t lift my arms above my head and had ear infection that’s come back twice and no I’m my other ear and feel really really crap iv never had ear infection like this and had them before but this was massive hard lump blocking my ear and used the cream stuff 10 days 3 times and always wash hands so don’t spread anything then realised in my other ear and get so big they split the skin yet don’t burst and won’t as rock hard just re absorb that I’m not sure is very good to push the infection inside my body when got so little immune system as said to dr whsts cream gonna do he said very strong like vasaline but honestly feel so so crap and my d9 vape is not giving me anything properly yet half full so gonna have to try this live resin one maybe that will actually work as not keep and iv got some resins in the fridge yet even the branded like jungle boys I think slightly chemically yet others don’t so once can need to chuck or give them to someone and have to figure way to use Ed’s got as so many yet maybe if I can eat again il be able to deal with them as enough to keep my stoned a while just hate the feeling from them x
Edibles just dont work for me either.
Most of the flower I have been trying is above 70 in price so I dont think its suitable as I know you have a reasonable budget to be working with.
I have been medicating like most people here for 30+ years and in all that time searching BM and foreign lands I have only encountered two strains that absolutely knocked me out. Nevilles Haze and some unknown gnarly thing somebody gave me a half oz of back in 2001. I know that everyone is different but i am doubtful that there is actual high powered strains available you are seeking on UK medical. I wonder if hash would work better if and when it arrives?
That doesnt mean that we cant find the strain that works best for you at the price you willing to spend.
Im certainly gonna put whatever works for you on my next script. Hope you find it soon!
 
Edibles just dont work for me either.
Most of the flower I have been trying is above 70 in price so I dont think its suitable as I know you have a reasonable budget to be working with.
I have been medicating like most people here for 30+ years and in all that time searching BM and foreign lands I have only encountered two strains that absolutely knocked me out. Nevilles Haze and some unknown gnarly thing somebody gave me a half oz of back in 2001. I know that everyone is different but i am doubtful that there is actual high powered strains available you are seeking on UK medical. I wonder if hash would work better if and when it arrives?
That doesnt mean that we cant find the strain that works best for you at the price you willing to spend.
Im certainly gonna put whatever works for you on my next script. Hope you find it soon!
Yeah I was just looking at the black amber that’s 75 but 34 % looks like got trics all over it and the fire cookies as someone said it was a knock out and had an old blue cheese taste yet doubt it but did love the blue cheese 15 years ago probably by now
the 24% one for £55 as for another minis £65 so guess must be really small yet nothing can be as small as the carbon fiber and want to try the ogkb but keep missing it and they would be above what want to spend but il use less than 2g a day if was stronger so might even out 🤷‍♀️ and I had half bar pollen low grade apple and banana the wrapper said but the smoke wasn’t the best colour and I generally prefer flower like the dark hash and blacks give me that thick headband headache I get from the vapes and Ed’s il have to try this live resin vape see if it’s better the d9 distillate not liking and uc got some plain of that think 10g and then few g of dos I dos one was adding to try to knock me out and all sugers and resins iv tried yet none are for me or the 2kg of Ed’s and 30g is 2,000mg THC so there crazy string and got some that are 1000mg a small jar then some bags 500mg but yeah there not for me and they taste nice but just there unpredictable and I got them in bulk as over doses and off cuts but just as good or would be in liked Ed’s iv even some rick so someone black stuff goes under your only one can’t smoke as purged from alcohol but yeah it’s frustrating as got all that that want rid of and just want flowers that help at least I’m not expecting the world as my heads in a mess but just need to be able to least lift my arms and have less pain as been sick it’s hurting so much today 🤕
 
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Yeah I was just looking at the black amber that’s 75 but 34 % looks like got trics all over it and the fire cookies as someone said it was a knock out and had an old blue cheese taste yet doubt it but did love the blue cheese 15 years ago probably by now
the 24% one for £55 as for another minis £65 so guess must be really small yet nothing can be as small as the carbon fiber and want to try the ogkb but keep missing it and they would be above what want to spend but il use less than 2g a day if was stronger so might even out 🤷‍♀️ and I had half bar pollen low grade apple and banana the wrapper said but the smoke wasn’t the best colour and I generally prefer flower like the dark hash and blacks give me that thick headband headache I get from the vapes and Ed’s il have to try this live resin vape see if it’s better the d9 distillate not liking and uc got some plain of that think 10g and then few g of dos I dos one was adding to try to knock me out and all sugers and resins iv tried yet none are for me or the 2kg of Ed’s and 30g is 2,000mg THC so there crazy string and got some that are 1000mg a small jar then some bags 500mg but yeah there not for me and they taste nice but just there unpredictable and I got them in bulk as over doses and off cuts but just as good or would be in liked Ed’s iv even some rick so someone black stuff goes under your only one can’t smoke as purged from alcohol but yeah it’s frustrating as got all that that want rid of and just want flowers that help at least I’m not expecting the world as my heads in a mess but just need to be able to least lift my arms and have less pain as been sick it’s hurting so much today 🤕
@Melek

Taking a look at things on Medicann now, here' is what I'd reccomend for proper hard hitting under £75. or Atleast as hard as it gets on medical imo.

  1. IPS - BLACK AMBER - 32% - £75
  2. IPS - SPRITZER - 32% - £75
  3. Peace Naturals® - SPACE CAKE - 34% - £75
  4. AAAA - APPLES AND BANANAS - 27% - £65
  5. IPS - BLACK CANDY - 27% - £65
  6. IPS - CHERRY MINTS - 28% - £65
  7. Tyson 2.0 - TIGER MILK - 30% - £77.50 - THIS IS MY BIGGEST RECOMENDATION ON MEDICAL FOR HEAVY HITTING.
  8. MEDICUS FIRE COOKIES - 27% - £65 - NOT SOLD THIS WOULD WORK FOR YOU IN EVENINGS
  9. 4C Labs - KUSH COOKIES - 28% - £65 - IF THEY'VE DONE THIS RIGHT IT COULD BE A BANGER.
If you check them all out on MedBud's main site and then click the discussion but you'll be taken to the specific threads so you can check any recent reviews from the regular faces you see around here.

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