The Humour Thread

[GrownHealth]

You've dragged me to reddit in the past against my will but I've got to draw the line somewhere and I aint joining that shit that's the wife's place and as I write this I've just realised I can watch it on the phone lol!
I'll suss it all out one day mate you'll see

 

[MigraineMan]

I've got part of a punch line and a subject matter in my head, anybody good at links?

I'll leave it here for you to play with so to speak.

Subject is a rabbit with a really big

Punch line is a pun, splitting hairs/hares.

Amaze I mean amuse me!

 

[Lank72]

 

[GrownHealth]

 

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@Smokie McGreen Thats ace.

 

[GrownHealth]

@Smokie McGreen Thats ace.

He's cheered me up a few times recently with his talents !!!

 

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He's cheered me up a few times recently with his talents !!!

I think he should have his own thread here? I'd like to hear more from him. What do you fink?

 

[GrownHealth]

I think he should have his own thread here? I'd like to hear more from him. What do you fink?

He's always been a member here since I arrived and knows he can post owt anytime but I would suggest he's pretty busy with his growing YouTube channel but he's always approachable and good for a laugh.

 

[MigraineMan]

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Genuinely if Haribo did edibles, I would be fooked, in so many ways...

I'm just lucky they don't sell dragbus over the counter here, I know you can buy them online but fortunately they are usually overpriced.

That said when looking for an example photo I found these, and they have the original teenie ones and the larger soft ones, there goes £26 and a few more teeth!

 

[GrownHealth]

Genuinely if Haribo did edibles, I would be fooked, in so many ways...

I'm just lucky they don't sell dragbus over the counter here, I know you can buy them online but fortunately they are usually overpriced.

That said when looking for an example photo I found these, and they have the original teenie ones and the larger soft ones, there goes £26 and a few more teeth!

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I always buy a pack of haribo's when out shopping and bought a fiver bag a week or so ago and it soon reverses any weight loss

 

[Smokie McGreen]

He's always been a member here since I arrived and knows he can post owt anytime but I would suggest he's pretty busy with his growing YouTube channel but he's always approachable and good for a laugh.

Haha yeah I am so slack with checking the community tab on here, so I do apologise. I’m glad I can bring a smile to peoples faces, life’s to short to be all short and shrivelled. But anyways, that’s enough talk about my manhood

Appreciate the love as always guys

 

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"I love Bacon's expression by the way, which somehow fits this paper to a T. It is exactly how I
feel most of the time now. I feel that way in the present moment, and you probably do, too. My
permanent emoji should be Kevin Bacon making that face. That is the best acting he ever did, bar
none."

https://mileswmathis.com/remake.pdf

 

[GrownHealth]

In a beautiful coincidence, HMRC issued their first corporation tax return request to our non-profit on 4/20

 

[Lank72]

In a beautiful coincidence, HMRC issued their first corporation tax return request to our non-profit on 4/20
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Got a real one working at the tax office!

 

[GrownHealth]

Seen it on X and had to nick it

 

[Delta 9]

Still makes me laugh hard , "i`m not smoking whatever you brought over here " amazin lol, The black reek

 

[GrownHealth]

Still makes me laugh hard , "i`m not smoking whatever you brought over here " amazin lol, The black reek

That was Fkn funny
Think my neighbours are going to think I'm cracking up here sat in the garden laughing my you know whats off

 

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A robot with a ‘Dalek voice’ is shouting at walkers at a beauty spot

Those passing a small drilling compound in fields are being loudly told 'Warning - your presence has been detected'

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

 

[Lank72]

 

[bucklez]

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i've been watchin' this on repeat, it's a local fella.